Archive for September, 2007

Cows & Religions

If you are a __________ and have two cows… ***** A CHRISTIAN: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. A REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? A DEMOCRAT: [...]

Books read

Due to boredom, i finished another 2 NLB books… Yes, they are chick lit and if you don’t know by now… I enjoy reading chick lit very much, so much more than guy novels a.k.a ‘di*k lit’. Chick lit = romance novels, written by females for females Di*k lit = romance novels, written by males [...]

Very Short Traffic News

Date: 25/09/07 Time: 9.50pm 3 vehicle road accident, along Mac. reservoir towards Lornie Road. Noone was injured in this accident, probably shocked and thankfully to be alive. Vehicles involved: 2 taxi (Comfort & Citycab) and a van… yes, a van. i’ve no freaking idea what model or what’s the number plate, so don’t ask me [...]